2012-05-27 - I declare this blog “old timey,” ya flibbertigibbet!
2006-03-27 - I Heart Heart Of Gold!
2005-12-20 - Catster, Geezster
2005-12-12 - Le Divorce
2005-12-06 - 'Cuz We Need A Little Christmas...
2005-12-03 - How Soon Is Now?
2005-09-07 - Come See First Kiss And The Spooky Boom Boom Situation, well not really that spooky after all but whatever.
2005-09-04 - Something Smells Bushy Around Here
2005-09-01 - Red Cross and Cheese Tastelessly Juxtaposed
2005-08-19 - This Summer Has Made Me Feel Like A Natural Woman, Woman
2005-05-10 - With This Ring I Thee Dread, or Idahoan, Youdahoan
2005-04-27 - Let's Go, Red Sox! (Clap, Clap, Clap Clap Clap)
2005-04-20 - Gorillas In Our Midst
2005-04-16 - Diedrich B., The DMV, Agoraphobia's Gonna Git Me
2005-04-06 - Please, Ma, Japan.
2005-04-04 - Tea Bags And Deep Sea Fishin': A Recipe For Classy Rednecking
2005-03-31 - Yo, Krissy Kool
2005-03-30 - Go Feng Yourself
2005-03-29 - My Postman Is Afraid To Knock Once
2005-03-24 - It's You Girl, And You Should Know It--You're Gonna Suck It After All
2005-03-24 - I'm All Full Frontal And Shit
2005-03-21 - Kathy Lee Says, "Faster--Moby Wants A Pony"
2005-03-17 - I'm Gross! I'm Really Really Gross!
2005-03-11 - For A Time, Chewbacca Was A Slave
2005-03-10 - Unimportant Entry About Unimportant Things
2005-03-05 - Mother Superior Jumped The Gun
2005-03-04 - Until The Nut Comes Out
2005-03-03 - I Look At All The Lonely Googlers
2005-03-02 - Lynette Thinks Of All The Lonely People
2005-02-28 - Tinkerbell--Stop Being Peter's Bitch!
2005-02-27 - Manray And Friends
2005-02-25 - Shit Delivered--Straight To Your Home!
2004-12-23 - Lungfish
2004-09-30 - I Miss Amelia
2004-08-25 - Buzzzzing!
2004-07-10 - Courtney Love To Neutralize Tang?
2004-04-08 - Snotty Me. Snotty Me. Oh and I use the word "goddamn" a lot in this entry.
2004-03-27 - Metro is a band.
2004-03-26 - Saltvandsfisk, Karaokefisk, Cubanfisk, Sedarisfisk
2004-03-16 - Another Instance of National Myth, + Joyful Thing and Her Pets
2003-12-20 - Is that a cunning ham in your pocket?
2003-12-03 - Tension Man And His Noodle Dick
2003-11-28 - I Love A Thanksgiving Charade & Pasty Me, Pasty Wimmins, Pasty Patsy
2003-11-22 - You Betta You Betta Concetta, Etceta
2003-11-19 - Mike Phil McCrackin Jackson, Etc.
2003-11-05 - Filthy Pilferers Punctuated By Several Essential Stones Recordings
2003-10-29 - Times I’ve Missed Beauty Because O’ Da Stoopits and How Science Did Done Rectify
2003-10-26 - Felines, Flashdance, and Just Say, "IT SMARTS!"
2003-10-23 - My Life With Bits!
2003-10-23 - xo
2003-09-24 - I'll Tell Ya What's In A Name, Ya Bastards...
2003-09-19 - Picasso’s Cute Period
2003-09-11 - The Land Of Chocolate -- Addendum to Zen Moments
2003-09-10 - You Would Cry Too If It Happened to You
2003-08-11 - They're With Arygay Useybay
2003-05-04 - Sung: “Moments like this make me thrill through and through/Careless moments like this close to you.”
2003-04-13 - Home Bleaching Kits Available!
2003-03-29 - T.G.I.S.
2003-03-11 - My Life, My Love, and My Lady Is The Sea!
2003-03-03 - I Want Herpes!!!
2003-02-28 - Brown Betty: Snow Nazi
2002-10-09 - Ruby, it's no longer Tuesday, I'll not hang a name on you
2002-10-07 - More Tomorrow Because I'm Drunk Tonight
2002-10-04 - Ok, so there is a sexteenth of LOVE I want to dish out and here is the beginning
2002-09-21 - Child Support
2002-09-11 - Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge -- I wonder if Mike Ness enjoys tartare...?
2002-09-10 - Happy Birthday To Me, And To You...
2002-09-06 - You're Growing Inside!!! ...scalpel?
2002-08-31 - I Am Like, SO, Rayanne Graff's Mom
2002-08-26 - Fork Florida
2002-08-24 - Let Me Do Your Nails and I'll Talk to You About How Families Are Made
2002-08-22 - Beyond the Valley of the Moles and Random Acts of Mundane Synthesis Prompted by Tens
2002-08-20 - I'll Show Ya Bang!
2002-08-20 - The Tower of Psychobabble or The Water That Held the Reflection Was Fetid
2002-08-18 - Olive Juice More Than You Could Ever Know and Other Savory Tales
2002-08-17 - HTM-Hewwwyeah
2002-08-16 - Forgive me for making you hear my balalaikas ringing out!
2002-08-15 - Dickerns Is Real.
2002-08-14 - Postcard Give Me Wedge
2002-08-12 - Round The Corner Fudge Is Still Made, costume or no costume
2002-08-07 - Lost Articles, Dangling Participles
2002-08-04 - Don’t worry—it’s all copyrighted.
2002-08-02 - Yeah, I Think I'll Sit This One Out—The Little TM Show
2002-08-01 - Cotton Candy 'n Sauerkraut
2002-07-31 - Blech #2, ~or~ Yo, Guy... You're Dumped Like a Truck
2002-07-31 - blech
2002-07-30 - Oh, Ms. MaGoo, You've Done it Again
2002-07-29 - A, Brits and Cupping of the Balls
2002-07-28 - Eliza Poolittle
2002-07-27 - On the Vings of Love! A Production by Venn, Vubyvuss.viaryland.vom, Vand of the Vound
2002-07-23 - Now I Wanna Be My Dog
2002-07-21 - Some MuhFuh Took My Mizzz!
2002-07-20 - Portrait of the Goddess as a Young Human and If I Were Any Flakier I'd Be Dandruff (it's ok to call myself a Goddess as long as I'm self-deprecating in the same breath)
2002-07-19 - That's Aquamarine, Rombie, Crème Brulée and Music To Ache To
2002-07-13 - I went to the L show last night and all I got was this lousy hangover
2002-07-12 - This Isn't Even An Empty Threat
2002-07-11 - Aunt Flo-Prompted Guttural Response Randomness
2002-07-10 - We Are Zah Talbots and Wild Oates
2002-07-06 - Annie Get Your Donovan
2002-07-05 - A Mighty Roar Heard 'Round the World, or at least on the East Coast
2002-06-30 - Gone Fishin'
2002-06-28 - Putting My Neurotic Root Down Since Seventy-Fi
2002-06-27 - Short & Stout & Not in a Good Way
2002-06-26 - Pahkah, Pee, Princess
2002-06-23 - And Lester Bangs was fired from Rolling Stone in 1973
2002-06-22 - Some of the Amish are Now Allowed to Accept Visa and Mastercard for Their Goods!
2002-06-21 - I'm going to sic on her: Rhoda, all the dogs named Rhoda, the Powerpuff Girls and "hit her over the head with the Torah" and Dance the Horah on the Whore-ah.
2002-06-19 - El Escamoso
2002-06-18 - Badabing, other boring things
2002-06-14 - Friday night I had an unveiling party/I was sick of saying sorry/Saturday came and had brunch with Shemales again/I was only having fun/Wasn’t hurting anyone/And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change
2002-06-13 - Everybody Cut Footloose! And I'm Your Bloody Valentine.
2002-06-11 - Someone Please Hermetically Seal Me Away From The World, ~or~ There is an "i" in Hermit
2002-06-10 - I'm Starting a David Lynch Mob
2002-06-07 - Less Pop More Fizz
2002-06-06 - Say it lode, "I'm a dork 'n I'm prode"
2002-06-03 - Here I am up on my high toilet again and nothing but beetles, ants and Nerds(tm) as far as the eye can see. Oh and bacon. Always bacon.
2002-06-01 - The Taco
2002-05-31 - On The Potadio, Uh Uh Uh, The Potadio
2002-05-30 - Prayers, Bindles, Props, Jingles, on and on...
2002-05-29 - Y Tu Mama...
2002-05-25 - Behind the Ironic Panties
2002-05-24 - Gig Schmig, Jack & Meg, Let's Call Casey's Belly "Greg."
2002-05-22 - Corpus Functionus and other stoopie things
2002-05-21 - We Are Zah Robotz... and da review, ya sneaky tiki!
2002-05-16 - hammygrabadora!
2002-05-14 - Props to Pops
2002-05-09 - Half-Assed BJ & Mozz, Huzzah huzzah huzzah...
2002-05-06 - Sassy Simmons and The ButtOnion
2002-04-30 - Pepto Bismal for the Princess/Bitch's Soul
2002-04-24 - Bug in the Receiver
2002-03-28 - Enough Slimed
2002-03-24 - Our Way, Yes, Our Way, Makin' Our Dreams Come True...
2002-03-22 - The Dreamlife of Assholes
2002-03-12 - Ahhhhh.... linktastic
2002-03-06 - Modesty and Shampooing the Short Trouser Wookie
2002-03-01 - Live Fast and Dye Your Hair... if you wanna
2002-02-28 - In the Nudes
2002-02-25 - The New Cavepeople and More Things to Eat
2002-02-23 - PBS - PMS... Coincidence? I think not.
2002-02-18 - Paint 'em Up!
2002-02-14 - Valentine's, Leaving a Nightmare...etc.
2002-02-02 - Eggs in the Fire and Other Delicacies
2002-02-01 - Crunchy Ch'i
2002-01-25 - Love in Newport, R.I. (and hate in Vancouver, W.A.)
2002-01-23 - Winter Fever, MA towns...
2002-01-20 - Fishwaterflute
2002-01-16 - Flat
2002-01-15 - Vanity Shmanity
2002-01-14 - Extra! Extra! Dubya Snacks!
2002-01-12 - Jeanne & Jack
2002-01-10 - Delish & Chic, Not Chichi
2002-01-09 - Oh Jacko...
2002-01-09 - Word, Prayer, People
2002-01-07 - bleh
2002-01-06 - Transoms of Perception
2002-01-03 - J.D. & J.P.
2002-01-01 - Stoopie Movie Commercials
2001-12-30 - Classic Stylings
2001-12-23 - Paddy Whacker
2001-12-21 - Wine Mouth and The Ice Cream of Christ
2001-12-19 - Christmas Love In All Its Deformity
2001-12-17 - BR
2001-12-17 - Bird
2001-12-16 - Shower, Tub Town, Brie...
2001-12-15 - Ode to Toothy Infomercial Star and Toothless Cat
2001-12-15 - Perpetual Hot Dog Moment
2001-12-14 - Virtual Suck
2001-12-13 - A Bone In My Throat To Tell The Truth
2001-12-12 - The Cheese
2001-12-12 - The First Shiny Marble