It�s so beautifully appropriate that my diatribe on fakeness would offend someone who would sign my guestbook pretending to be someone else. Don�t you just love synchronicity? I�ll just say this: your purposeful pantywaistedness proves that I am in fact superior in that I do not go around signing people�s guestbooks pretending to be someone else, let alone someone they know�triangulating is so �93. Maybe more on that subject later, if I deem it worthy.

So I�ve been taking these Olay Total Effects vitamins and I highly recommend them! My skin has been much neater and cleaner. While you�re ordering them at drugstore.com you can also get yourself any number of vibrators�fake people can romance their asses in rainbow colors! They�ll knock the fake right out of �em! (Who knew Sony was making Sport vibrators now!?)

Also, just in time for Easter�I was doing research on plushies (you know how much I love them) for a piece I�m writing and I came across this (relatively pricey considering what it�s for) bunny tail butt plug. Picturing fake people wearing it is fun for the whole family!

Enjoy your Thursday, friends.