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I woke up thinking that I need to send a sympathy card to good friends of my family and when I thought of the daughters� names, Danielle and Leslie, I realized that both of them have names like kittens yawning in the sun and it let me into a little part of their mother who just passed away, in that she chose these names for her daughters. That got me going about people�s names and how they have always evoked an image in my head, most strongly when I was very young. Just the sound of the name would jam an image onto my mind�s eye and in many cases still hasn�t gone away. What�s odd is that my own name eludes me. I�m like the John Edward of names. So I began thinking about those names and allowed some more to flow. The image of the name has really nothing to do with the person him or herself. Since I am a strange bird I shall share some with you: Gregory: A boy in blue feet pajamas lying down with his legs doing a bicycle motion on a mattress with no sheets. Shawn: Petting a big black dog in one long stroke. Kristin: A delicious yellowish cracker. Brent: Toast and warm. Joel: A lollipop with lots of drool on it. Will: A soft black beard. Karen: Raisins. Todd: Ken doll lack of genitalia. Bart: Smelly breath and old bread. Susan: Tootsie Roll. Stan: Comb-over. Lily: Too much perfume in the moist armpits and a white sleeveless blouse. Sarah: A tear tattoo under the eye. Mandy: Jelly shoe. Laura: A large tongue and brown hair. Tom: A leathery sole that just lies there. Kendra: A big Dracula collar. Dave: A wave of creamy peanut butter. Tim: Poking the belly. Timothy: A small cute rabbit with a pink nose. Maurice: Mysterious. Frank: Tart and cooked and drawn. Maya: Wantonly emerging from a tepid pond with flowers. Jason: Overall buckles. Connor: Barking baby birds. Raymond: Nostrils and a strong back. Pam: A perfectly yellow omelet in the sun. No brown. Pamela: That omelet cooking, right at the moment when you fold it. Al: Down home and fun. Alan: Air Supply on the Jet Stream. Harold: Curly armpit hair and commanding posture. Lewis: Good times. Louie: Good times with dancing. Jessica: A very delicate egg with a hairline crack. Tony: A smooth snail shell and perfectly buffed toenails. Rhonda: An elephant�s foot presses down while a large butt sits simultaneously. Fart horns. Nathan: Thin meat and flared nostrils. Stephanie: The toes of velvet mary-janes. Cheryl: A twisty beehive hairdo and a soft-serve twist in a cone. Paul: Solemn, dark, and heavy, but not in a bad way. The bearer of difficulty. Tammy: Drum skins and taffy. Lorna: Tying a cherry stem with one�s tongue and big curly hair. Samantha: A sleek shiny black or white cat hopping up on the stairs. Deanna: Lasso at cocktail parties. Ben: A bear with a sweet nose. Howard: The smell of bathroom and newspaper entwined. Ron: A flattened skull. Laertes: Bridge over white caps. Elliot: Robotic milquetoast. Lance: Lunge forward with your rapier, young man. Jane: Sweet candy, mostly sour apple jolly ranchers, but sweeter. Ned: Bald, jerking the head backwards. Scott: An unruly poof of hair on the head, someone holding another by the neck and making the hair poof more, head-bang style, but only once. Regina: Glands that are inexplicable. Some names look like what they represent, like John looks like a clean toilet flushing and Oliver tastes briny. Similarly, Mark looks like a beauty mark above the lip and Isabel is a pretty little brass bell and Harry is hairy. Names consisting of initials elude me, such as TJ, RJ, and the like. Except for CJ, and that�s because Baywatch made it into an image of a big titted red speedo running. That�s why it upsets me when my family calls my three-year-old niece Catherine Jeanne �CJ,� but I can�t quite articulately explain why. I encourage parents to use my name list. Readings of additional names furnished upon request.
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