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Why do they make teapots in shapes that make it impossible to get all of the water out? I�m on my second teapot now and it�s starting to show signs of rust. I think I�ll probably break down and buy that red Le Creuset number I�ve been eyeing forever at Tags. Mention of teapots automatically diminishes the interest of entry by 49%, much like wearing (most) sneakers diminishes attractiveness by some 71%. Yoga last night at the Y with Kristin and Julie and an instructor whose voice and mannerisms resembled those of TV�s David Hyde Pierce. And I�m prematurely trying on my bikini. I�m so lazy. Either that or I have to cut myself down. I know I�m the biggest dork on the planet (and the first to declare it) but I�m so excited that John Edward is on. It all comes in a beautifully wrapped pink basket with a huge personalized card and shoes up in the lobby of my favorite villain/vulture right now: 1. VHS Copy of Celine Dion�s VH1 Divas performance. 2. Fake copy of Heart of the Ocean diamond necklace. 3. Red satin sleep mask with �PRINCESS� bedazzled on it in rhinestones 4. Hand-painted Mexican sunset tambourine adorned with royal purple ribbons. �If you clumsily hit her like your fingers are sausages and your hands spicy hams, she will recoil in disgust.� 5. And thanks to the suggestion of a good friend, cheapo plastic party favor tiaras and Burger King crowns scattered all about. I�m not feeling very humoroso right now. I need to take my unhumorosoness out to the unhumoroso pasture and humorocize it and show it who its humoroso dad is. In other news, just a reminder that Japan is my dad. As we speak, people all over the world are e-nailing each other. Heh. As one of my friends was saying the other day, so much �real� news reads like The Onion. �FAA Bans Planes Near Landmarks.� Awww� how nice of them! Maybe while they�re at it they can �Ban Planes In Buildings.� Ok. In order to avoid the much dreaded Nippleland I�ve got to find my damn strapless bra so I can wear my new bargain basement find: baby blue terry halter with a small fawn on it. It was like, oh I don�t know, 1000�1500� yesterday? Today�s hot too.
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