Hullo, pals and nemeses�

Hey�check out my new full frontal column, �The truth about Ryan Seacrest,� here! After the sheer volume of email I�ve received regarding last Tuesday�s Karaoke Etiquette one, I�m expecting hate mail from the American Ryan Seacrest Association.

You can also see my review of Bride & Prejudice here.

I can�t believe the good fortune that�s fallen into my lap as per writing for this publication. It�s surprising. As much as getting negative criticism has triggered the tiny high school girl I carry inside me (as scary and disgusting as that may sound) I�m as happy as Botox in David Gest�s rubbery forehead. (Somebody needs to get color-printed).

My editor is a freakin� peach, and a fantastic writer. Also, who knew that the first person I met at college, hell, before college�freshman summer orientation�would end up not only being my dear friend but a champion of my work, getting me this gig�and an insanely good photographer. I don�t even know the people in these photographs but looking at her galleries makes me weep! Granted, I�m perpetually premenstrual.