It’s so beautifully appropriate that my diatribe on fakeness would offend someone who would sign my guestbook pretending to be someone else. Don’t you just love synchronicity? I’ll just say this: your purposeful pantywaistedness proves that I am in fact superior in that I do not go around signing people’s guestbooks pretending to be someone else, let alone someone they know—triangulating is so ’93. Maybe more on that subject later, if I deem it worthy.

So I’ve been taking these Olay Total Effects vitamins and I highly recommend them! My skin has been much neater and cleaner. While you’re ordering them at drugstore.com you can also get yourself any number of vibrators—fake people can romance their asses in rainbow colors! They’ll knock the fake right out of ‘em! (Who knew Sony was making Sport vibrators now!?)

Also, just in time for Easter—I was doing research on plushies (you know how much I love them) for a piece I’m writing and I came across this (relatively pricey considering what it’s for) bunny tail butt plug. Picturing fake people wearing it is fun for the whole family!

Enjoy your Thursday, friends.