“LOS ANGELES (July 10) - Rock star Courtney Love got a bench warrant for her 40th birthday after failing to appear Friday at her arraignment on an assault charge. Her lawyer said she was in the hospital in New York City.

''It is not a suicide attempt, not drug-related, not drug-overdose related,'' attorney Michael Rosenstein said. ''It's a gynecological medical condition for which she is receiving treatment.”

I’m surprised it’s taken her this long to take care of that stench problem. I guess I can understand, you know, you don’t really smell, like, to yourself. And you know how difficult it is for friends and family to tell a decent and loving human being that he or she has bad breath or other body odor, let alone tell one who might eat their well-meaning genitals for breakfast. In a non-pleasurable way. Perhaps somebody has finally had the courage to throw her a rag, underhanded, and say, “Go clean yourself.”