We love you Curt, oh yes we do.

We don’t love anyone as much as you (except for maybe Johnny, Manny, Papi too).

When you’re not near us, we’re blue.

Curt Schilling, we love you.

Your fucked up ankle, oh man, that sucks.

Out for two weeks? Oh shit, we’re fucked.

And David Wells’ out too? Shit outta luck.

Oh, Red Sox, please don’t suck.

Our Jesus Johnny could light the way,

If he’s not busy endorsing Lays™.

Manny’s wide-ish hips could round home base,

While Schilling’s out for fourteen days.

To all your ankles, I must ask, “S’up?”

You’d better pull your weight, to it you’ll hup!

An old school MLB roundup –

Yo, Keith, don’t Foulke it up.