We love you Curt, oh yes we do.

We don�t love anyone as much as you (except for maybe Johnny, Manny, Papi too).

When you�re not near us, we�re blue.

Curt Schilling, we love you.

Your fucked up ankle, oh man, that sucks.

Out for two weeks? Oh shit, we�re fucked.

And David Wells� out too? Shit outta luck.

Oh, Red Sox, please don�t suck.

Our Jesus Johnny could light the way,

If he�s not busy endorsing Lays�.

Manny�s wide-ish hips could round home base,

While Schilling�s out for fourteen days.

To all your ankles, I must ask, �S�up?�

You�d better pull your weight, to it you�ll hup!

An old school MLB roundup �

Yo, Keith, don�t Foulke it up.