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3:38 p.m. : 2005-03-17 : I'm Gross! I'm Really Really Gross!

Apparently my column, Full Frontal, which debuted yesterday in the newly launched Newport Mercury has stirred up the sixty-somethings in town. According to one well-established businessman my column �appeals to prurient desires.� His daughter even said it was �gross.�

What did I write my first piece on, you ask? Karaoke etiquette. Yep. It�s really not the least bit sexy. It�s kinda funny! But I guess they�re just not into it. I get that.

My peeps at the paper say it�s causing quite a buzz, and they�re glad. So that�s good.

Anyway, I write a new column every week. I�m not sure if it�s going to be online or not�right now there aren�t any articles on the site�but you can go there to win some sandals. And do other stuff. It�s neat!

I�m writing film reviews too. They probably won�t be considered quite as �gross� as my column. But I guess you never can tell. My dad writes letters to everyone that does anything mildly non-Catholic or references the devil in some way. He wanted his alma mater to change their sports team�s name from the Blue Devils. So, I get who�s upset.

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